May 2009
123 posts
How many subs does it take to screw in a...
HOW MANY SUBS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
Answer: 1 to say she’s not allowed to change a light bulb without Master’s permission; 3 to say they’re not even allowed to talk about changing a lightbulb without Master’s permission; 1 to say, “well, that’s why I’m glad I’m a sub and not a slave;” 15 to take offense to that statement as slaves; 56 to become embroiled in a discussion about...
“Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.”
– Andy Rooney (via kari-shma)
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power....”
– Washington Irving (via reluctantbuddha)
Science of the Orgasm (Los Angeles Times) →
steph:
psychotherapy:
As they seek to document and demystify one of life’s great thrills, scientists have run across some real head-scratchers. How, for example, can they explain the fact that some men and women who are paralyzed and numb below the waist are able to have orgasms?
How to explain the “orgasmic auras” that can descend at the onset of epileptic seizures — sensations so...
Dear Man Whose Marriage I Wrecked
nightmarebrunette:
If it’s any consolation, when your wife took me in her mouth, I closed my eyes and pretended I was a piece of wedding cake. I was the instigator, bringing her flowers so often her co-workers nicknamed me carnation hands. At night, I’d look at the stars and slither my petals through her hair. It was like we were on Mars—me staring over her skull at one moon, her gazing at...
“Focus on your potential instead of your limitations”
– Alan Loy McGinnis (via kari-shma)
“Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that’s what makes...”
– The Truth About Forever (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma)
grace-notes:
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inothernews:
Yann Tiersen “Comptine D’Un Autre:...
bonjouralexander:
The Verve - Bitter Sweet...
“Also, I can kill you with my brain.”
– River Tam
(via summerglau)
(via blurthelines)
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough...”
– Unknown..
I do that.. I will not openly admit it (well except on tumblr), but i’m waiting for someone to break the wall down.
(via kari-shma)
“Because for me, it’s always been you; always. I’ve tried to fight it and I’ve...”
– Seth Cohen, The O.C (via kari-shma) (via sou1phisticated)
“Turn things you’ve always wanted to do, into things you’ve done”
– T.S. Eliot (via myserendipities) (via myfengshuilife)
